It's finally not gas!!!!

This is the real deal we set him up on his boppy and he was all smiles.

The envy of everyone's white elephant gifts!

It is that time of year to celebrate the birth of the Savior, to enjoy time with family and friends and of course ye old white elephant gift exchanges... I daresay that the white elephant gift that I recieved this year tops all white elephant gifts(you really have to see it in person to get the true effect). I am a person that has always been drawn to big presents especially in white elephant exchanges. Well now I get to look at myself in a mirrior decorated with flowers with early 90's colors. The only thing is where to hang it? Our storage space has been looking a little drab lately.

A new job?

Anyone want to hire me to take their babies pictures?...I do a really good job. Thanks goodness my friend Heather gave me a coupon to take my child to JC Penney's portrait studio or this breathtaking picture of Riley would be sent in all of the Christmas cards. Thanks again Heather!

RETREAT!!

Usually crying "retreat" with gusto occurs during a battle which the vocal warrior is losing. However, the BYU-Idaho Activities program frequently raises the cry of RETREAT! at the end and beginning of each semester. There are several differences this retreat has from the heat of battle: no blood, no loss of life, no loss of honor, etc. This past weekend resulted in a victorious retreat, filled with growth, unity and Sloppy Joe's. We jammed, played pictionary and signs, congregated in a barn, did push-ups, took notes, shared experiences, took down Mr. Sir, prayed with flatulence, and most importantly learned more about becoming an effective leader and coming unto Christ. The 2008 Winter semester will experience an awakening. Similar to the valour suit present Saturday morning: new, intriguing, comfortable and desirable.

The Ohio State University College of Dentistry

I have been weighed in the balances and have been found wanting. I received an email this morning from The Ohio State University College of Dentistry regarding my admission status. They have informed me that I am on the alternate list. Question: What is an alternate? Fact: An alternate is an applicant that did not make the top 26 out of 60 non-residents. Question: What does an alternate do? Fact: Alternates will wait until December 5th, contact the aforementioned university and hope they are high up on the list.

I believe we have received this particular waiting experience to instruct The Better Half with patience. Indeed, I will entreat her suffering until Wednesday next week. Pray for us.

Louisifer At His Best

The picture below captures Louisifer's personality, humor and ambition for life remarkebly well. He tends to incline towards female sensitivity and has a passion for hair design. Beginning with his own sideburn curls and blonde locks, Louisifer's luster exceeds even the experienced. Take him for what he is worth and you will not be disappointed. Rather you will find your own preferences slowly adapting in mimicry of this ostentatious comic.

My "cute" Brother-in-law

Here is what happens when the hour is late, your younger sisters are visiting, and everyone is in need of a good laugh...